Description
If you ever forget what you’re wearing, we’ve embroidered the answer directly onto your chest.
An ultra-minimalist t-shirt for those who appreciate uncomplicated truth and dry humor.
No cryptic logos, no unnecessary graphics — just pure facts.
The technical details (because quality still matters):
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100% heavy cotton: Solid heavyweight quality that feels crisp and holds its shape.
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Precision embroidery: The text is embroidered with high-density quality thread so the message stays sharp.
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Classic fit: A relaxed cut for everyday wear.
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Built to last: Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders, and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems (so the truth holds up wash after wash).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 64.8 | 66 | 68.6 | 71.1 | 72.4 |
| B) Width (cm) | 87.6 | 97.8 | 108 | 118.2 | 128.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 43.8 | 48.9 | 54 | 59.1 | 64.1 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 34.5 | 38.5 | 42.5 | 46.5 | 50.5 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.2 | 19.3 | 21.3 | 23.3 | 25.2 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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